[RS/6000] - NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN, IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN
- My Proteins Are Perfectly Folded
- Tiramisu
- Radicalized Depression
- Microplastic Control Group
- Dolphin Torched
- Interloper
- A Confusion Of Acceleration
- Sheared Gearbox
- Visions Of A Nasty Usurper
- How Can We Bear To Laugh At Anything?
- Forest / Trees
- That’s Just How The Cookie Crumbles
RELEASED ON NOVEMBER 5TH, 2025
A word of advice: if you can help it, try not to catch COVID anymore. But if you do, you mustn’t fret. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. This is my promise to you.
LYRICS
Up some poor sod’s nose we go
It’s a shame he left it ajar
Sweeping perimeter easy and slow
It looks like no-one’s home
This one’s stealthy as they come
The latest model on the market
There’s not much to look at, just mucus and hair
And Saturday’s marching powder
Hey I might’ve been born a baby
But we’re all COVID babies now
Nestled in the peaks and troughs
Pitching our tents in midair
Resentful, malignant, mordant and sly
Stickered with a postage stamp
A living vision of the old world
Held together by surface tension
Don’t forget to doublethink your work
And don’t even worry about it, man
Would you be more scared
If you could see me in the air?
Would you be more scared
If you could see me in the air?
Would you be more scared
If you could see me in the air?
Would you be more scared
If you could see me in the air?
Take it from the top
Stop it in its tracks
Dare it to attack
Curse it went this way
Feed it to the wolves
Dream it ever could
Taste the ever humid air
Or hear the tree fall in the jungle
Alighting all its armaments
Within it’s catacombs
Its aftershocks the fuel
To be cruel cruel cruel
You can’t put out a firestorm
You can’t take off or land in one
You can’t harvest the crops no more
And you just cannot eat money
Where you’re going, you won’t know
You won’t be taking you with you
‘Cause you’ll be there, but you won’t
Unreachable
You can’t put out a firestorm
You can’t take off or land in one
You can’t harvest the crops no more
And you just cannot eat money
As soon as all that jelly stops
Undone in your entirety
Eaten away by the bugs in your bunker
‘Cause the matter’s only pudding
And in a twist of fate
Your final meal was
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
A tiramisu
“Things just ain’t the same anymore, man”
“Something changed along the way, man”
I could tell you, but it’d just crush you
Like a spilled merlot in a mudslide
Our underestimation was flying off the charts
Then the Murdoch pressure cooker bomb went off
A curse wrapped ’round our necks of our dedication
To our second order side effects and all
It just makes you so mad
It all just makes you feel so mad
All raging bulls with no impulse control
Waiting for the camel’s wall to fall
“Who needs a theory of mind, man?”
“We can all busk it just fine, man”
It just makes you so mad
It all just makes you feel so mad
All raging bulls with no impulse control
Humming your pocket piper’s tune all the way down the waterfall
“Nothing bad can happen, man”
“Nothing bad can happen, man”
“What can even happen, man?”
“What can really happen, man?”
“Nothing bad can happen, man”
“It can only good happen, man”
“Nothing bad can happen, man”
“It can only good happen, man”
“My God actually entered Creation and suffered and died
And it’s all for our benefit, man”
Contagion is a myth
Germ theory is a joke
What I can’t see won’t hurt me
No more novel entities
The tax of our creation
Will be lurking for millennia
Head and tail of a coin
Molded finely flappy bendy
Synthesized and sturdy
But not for the trypophobes
The microplastic control group
Is nowhere to be found
The broken glass breadbasket
Has never had a comedown
Discalculation
Miscalculation
It’s Miller time
It’s Miller time
Just fucking waiting
Just fucking waiting
Waiting for the stroke
Look into a dolphin torch for too long
It might have an ace to play
It comes with the sophisticated design
A spy behind enemy lines
Something we kinda knew beforehand
Watching all them butterflies
As in every pocket and on every continent
We all speak in the same font
We thought we were slick
We thought we were the shit
We thought we were slick
We thought we were the shit
And they can hear us loud and clear
‘Cause we became the apex consumers
Molotovs and cocktails going hand in hand
With the heightening contradictions
Organizing the good old fashioned way
We all heard it through the grapevine
And all that revolutionary potential
Meets the fizzle of lithium
We thought we were slick
We thought we were the shit
We thought we were slick
We thought we were the shit
We got dolphin torched
We thought we were slick
We got dolphin torched
We thought we were the shit
They say nothing ever happens
So we never could’ve seen it coming
It’s easy to forget our ball and chain
Is kind of a bomb in addition
A wire and a great big bloody spotlight
A multipurpose problem solver
Iced a buncha Randy Weaver wannabes
And put them on the Sunday news thereafter
Look into a dolphin torch for too long
You might go blind
Look into a dolphin torch for too long
You might go blind
Look into a dolphin torch for too long
You might go blind
Look into a dolphin torch for too long
It moved as if the air was never even there
Its pathway sent astray like a bullet’s ricochet
Walking on through walls that might as well be doors
Floating in suspension of its reasoned disbelief
Interloping
Sailing on floorboads, so sure it could be sure
Dangling from the stars and hiking the contrails
Pleading as invisibly as a ship long lost to the sea
And any hands could not stay idle
Interloping
Just move in a direction
Just move in a direction
Living amongst the chrysanthemums
Nails stained like amber ashtrays
The vodka flows all the way to the top
There’s a cocktail to be made
When you’re slinging mud in this tar pit
Those wet wax wings won’t last you long
There’s more than one way to skin a fact
On remote control, drone patrolled
The best documented event in antiquity
And it doesn’t even register
This tiny town do not feel mine
At the mercy of stickerbombed firearms
A confusion of acceleration eats the floor
And smoke billows from the beer gardens
Their flags rise and sail above the streetlights
So what’s your biological name, huh?
We should put another data bank here
‘Cause it’s only weeks or seconds
Until the competition beats us out
Shot by their executive functions
The green skies blue hills red blood
And every colour of revolution
Exhausted by all the surprises
The class is going back to sleep
Have fun toppling those towers
Suyrviving the gaslightenment
Is not as easy as you think
Suyrviving the gaslightenment
Is not as easy as you think
Suyrviving the gaslightenment
Is not as easy as you think
Suyrviving the gaslightenment
Is not as easy as you think
Suyrviving the gaslightenment
Is not as easy as you think
The rumbles shake the shards
Inside the upturned car
They’re sending another big one
Redirected from the fray
And he’s pinned behind the door
Knocking mighty hard and fast
‘Till the windshield hits the floor
And he’s dragged himself away
Now, left or right’s a start
He’ll follow the friendly spray
Up a floor collapse from ground
The high ground always wins
But as he hits three storeys
Heart sharps and panic pounds
But he looks down and relaxes
He nearly forgot his AK
He’d done it on an empty stomach
Made it look like easy work
But there’s only so much ammo left
And little left to live for
There won’t be another time
He’s not living to survive
Perched up in the vantage point
But the convoy’s just arrived
It all happens in an attosecond
That meat market psychology
They roll over the spooled wire
Bang, one
Two gone
Ducking, covering
And they could never find him
Focused fire in the beams
Brings down the building
But he’s long gone
And flanking from the rear
Shot, shot
Not much of a man down
You’ve all become animals
And what have you made me?
Firing far and wide
Discriminately
Seven or eight elite units
Identified by their teeth
But then the fight came to an end
He couldn’t see what was coming next
Maybe he could’ve if he had a ladder
And it took him to eighteen thousand feet
And after losing over thirty men
They declared themselves victory
Then they posted it for all to see
And the comments were pretty nasty
There was two rabbits lying out there in the moor
And they’d always share their tales and meals for one
For they’d never know which twig snap was their last
They may as well have been glued together
The howling winds would ring the old Earth bells
For the weather was unforgiving at this time
Quite a racket that would always overwhelm them
If they’re gonna go, they’d much rather go together
So they found a home way up some dusty eighth storey
But the windows there hadn’t lasted very long
And the poor bunnies were once again confronted by
The human whispers sailing in the wind
But human affairs were now thought far beyond them
And widely disliked for the chaos they had wrought
But the tools they’d left behind had showed some promise
And all the animals signed the treaty in Seoul
Ten years later, there’s a rumble in the morning
A pipe bomb had flattened some loyalist cafe
And the foxes were racking rifles door to door
So the rabbits were forced to move to live once more
The bunnies burrowed a new home thirty feet underground
With a faded world map tea towel for decoration
And they’d barely caught their breaths when they were found
Tailed by two eagles who’d been scrambled
As if the kingdom would forgive the stupid prey
The sentencing was as swift as it was scandalous
Put to death and cooked in the community stew
A fate that laid less than seven hours away
But the uprising brought the rabbits some more time
They ran for the hills as rebels peppered pigs with birdshot
They ran until the salvos were falling silent
And they could only cry in each other’s arms
The forest they trawled was lacking in clearings
They moved in silence, shaking and broken
Since the animals had moved into the cities
The woods had become ever so quiet
They came to a clearing on the cliff’s edge
What looked to be a seventy-five or so foot fall
And the only heat came on the tips of pitchforks
Illuminating the trees in their retreat
We’re only a blink within this project
And no direction we move in will save us now
The rubber’s burning out and the sparks are flying
A place no human being can exist in
Dripping light soaks in your heart and stains it
Dripping light soaks in your heart and stains it
Dripping light soaks in your heart and stains it
Untouchability
If you want a picture of the future
If you want a picture of the future
If you want a picture of the future
Just take it
All our heads hurt so bad our ears ring
The roof collapses and lets reality in
A bright light in the long night disappears
That’s quite the kick in the teeth
Over the ridge, you’ll see the forest for the trees
Over the ridge, you’ll see the forest for the trees
Over the ridge, you’ll see the forest for the trees
Over the ridge, you’ll see the forest for the trees
Forest for the trees
Forest for the trees
Forest for the trees
Forest for the trees